I have an interview in Denver tomorrow! It's with Next Gen Advertising.
I flew out to have this interview and boy can I tell you that my time in airports is never boring!
So in the SLC I had put hand lotion on right before I went into security and wouldn't you know I got "random screened". So a TSA agent had to swab my hands and they flagged a code. So I had to get pat down.
This includes getting felt up by another woman. She got to second base, I should have bought her a drink. I chose a seat between two middle aged gentlemen.
The captain comes on the speaker and says that the plane is going to be delayed because of weather. "Can I get a gin and tonic ?" After about two sips the captain comes back on and says that we are beginning our final decent int o Denver and that I need to enjoy my drink quickly.
I begin to down my drink and I look to my right and the man next to me is reading the book of Mormon and I am chugging gin and reading "I hope they serve beer in Hell" This is a book about sex and alcohol.
I am going to hell.
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